Saturday, June 2, 2007

Chapter One

Chapter One
First Day, First Show

“Beep, beep, beep, beep…” These sounds disturbed me. It took me a lot of time to understand where it came from; I had not been accustomed to hearing them before. Or may be I was. I didn’t matter, because actually it didn’t make any sense. I thought it was coming from the main deck. The documents had mentioned that under intensive attacks from the enemy, the ship could suffer damages. Beeping sounds were the only way to make out damages to the exterior hull.
“Full throttle, at parsec 4.5!” I bellowed. No one seemed to bother. This irked me no end. The Captain’s orders are meant to be followed, not just heard!
Wait, I’m no Captain! I’m in… where am I? Hold it. Wait, that light is coming at a weird angle. Am I upside-down? No, then what…? Come again. It was very confusing.
After a whole ten minutes, I realized I was in bed and it was the alarm sounding off. I reached it groggily and pushed the snooze button. I needed more sleep…
Twenty minutes later, I was dressed and raring to go. It had been some time since I’d been to any institution. I was looking forward to going to the new place this time. Usually I’m not, who wants to go through the entire rigmarole of making friends again and all that crap? But this was different. This was college, engineering college. I was going to become an engineer. I was going to become cool. I was going to become an elite person. To that end, I was going to an elite college. I was going to change the world. I was going to do so many things! All because I was going to this particular college. The college, RD Mistry College of Engineering. It wasn’t the IIT, but it wasn’t anything less either. It was an exclusive college, very few people eventually got through their entrance tests. People were saying it was going to be the next big thing for engineering students. Classes were holding special batches for clearing the entrance tests of this college. And I had got through! I felt very special and lucky.
The date was June 2, 2006. It was a Tuesday. Maa had made special kheer for the big day. It was to be an orientation day for us. We were going to be formally inducted into this grand institution and then shown around. I was feeling so great about myself; it was utterly childish to say the least. I didn’t crib when Maa asked me to have the kheer. It was a sweet day, so why not have some sweets?!
In the bus towards the railway station, I was wondering how things will be at this college. How it would be different from the others, from the colleges that everyone else goes to. The exclusivity of the entire affair had begun to get intimidating. While I was reminded of the great train rides I used to have until a few months ago, a gnawing feeling had crept into my stomach.
As I alighted from the train and stepped onto the slushy platform, I was pulled back to reality. The rains were here, and here to stay for a long time. The overcast skies dampened my spirits. Dark clouds bored down on me as I looked to my feet. I’d just bought new shoes for the new year, the new place. I’d gone to the shoe shop in the rains, gone back home with the shoes in the rain, and yet it didn’t strike me that I was going to soil them the minute I wore them. My heart broke as I saw the fresh, wet soil cling to the sole of the shoes. Such is life.
I took some time to get to the destination. The roads were clogged and I was taking more care about my shoes more than anything else. After a trek of about twenty minutes on the muddy roads, I finally reached the college halls. It looked magnificent, almost betraying the fact that it was a “college” hall. The outside was so fabulous, I wondered how the inside would be. For a few moments, I forgot about my prized shoes, when someone stepped on it.
“Bhen…”, the word trailed as I saw a behemoth look back at me. A few tense moments and he slouched away. I thanked my luck for not completing my word and cursed the beast. Trying to kick off the muck off the shoe, I proceeded inside the hall.
The inside was nothing short of grand. Chandeliers lit the interior, and the light shimmered down on all of us. Quite a lot of people had already made themselves comfortable. I walked around in amazement. “This is what Hogwarts must be like!”, I wondered. These random, fantastic thoughts kept escaping my mind as I seated myself on one of the chairs put up for us. As I rested my butts and glanced sideways, I start. It’s him.
The beast. Moments later, he turns around laughing and registers me in his sight, while I continue staring at him in horror. We look at each other awkwardly for a while. I blabber, “I’m sorry for what I said…”
“No, I should be sorry for stepping on your shoe. I was in a hurry, you see. My friend was already here…”, he said, pointing to the other side of the chair. A fiddly little boy, with a shock of curly hair looked at me and waved.
I mumbled an acceptance, but we were still looking at each other, with his brows still frowned.
“Mandar!”, he stated suddenly, and held his hand forward. I looked at it like some hammer had been thrust into my face. I looked up again to see him still frowning. I had no other choice but to accept that hand!
“Hruday”, I replied meekly as he held my hand in his iron grip. I strived to return the grip, but my hand had already been crushed. As he let go, I tried and kept a straight face and at the same time clenched my fist repeatedly to get the blood back to it. A slight groan escapes me.
“You ok?”, he enquires.
“Yeah, fine, yeah, just…”, I mumble.
“Where you from?”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean from which city?”
“I’m from here only, Mumbai. Why do you ask?”
“’cause a lot of people are from outside, you know. They’re gonna have a tough time, especially in this shitty rain!”
I looked out the window as he said that, and just to validate his point, I heard a thunderclap.
“Yeah, rains are tough…” I said, trying to continue the conversation. I didn’t know what sort of conversation one could hold with a beast like him. Yet, he didn’t seem so menacing now…
“You met any of the outsiders?” he asked me. His voice just makes me jump out of my skin every time.
“Uhh, no!” I was cursing myself for my choice of seating.
Before he could say another word, the speakers came to life. The sound of music started coming from all directions. “College hall, ki theatre?” I wondered. Fortunately, the beast lost interest in me and continued with his friend. I looked around and started doing what I do best – Bird watching!
There were quite a few chicks here. I mean c’mon, the chicks exist only in Richland. So this has to be where they all converge! But I doubted whether all those babes would decide to take up engineering as a career. Luckily, it seemed quite few did want to be engineers. That felt good!
Soon, the oldies of the college took their places on the podium. After some warm handshakes and hugs, they settled their great frames into the puny chairs. Then one got up and proceeded towards the mike.
“Welcome everyone!”
Sleep session starts now.

A few hours, naps and neck aches later, I heard something that sounded terrifyingly like ‘punch’ coming from the surround sound speakers. A shake to the head and I realized they were talking about lunch. Slowly the entire mass of all the students gathered there rose like a wave and started moving towards the exit. We were going to have an open-air lunch in this rain. The college might be great, but the powers that be must be a bit dumb…
I got myself the cutlery and turned towards the buffet, when the beast appears out of nowhere!
“Hey!” he exclaims. I return it with a wave.
“Come join us!” he said and grabbed my shoulder in those big palms. I was being steered like a car. We now stood among a batch of men, or boys, because that’s what they actually were!
“Hey guys, look, I got another localite! Saala kuch toh log hai, joh yahin ke hai!” he hollered at them. They all laughed in unison and in appreciation of the fact that I was a local. “Hi, dude”s and “wassup”s ensued forth. I tried and returned as many as I could, but they were just too many. Introductions were made, though I wondered how many I would remember. A few more courtesies, and again I was alone. All my life I have craved company, but for the first time I was happy to be alone. Weird as it seemed, I proceeded to have my lunch.
After lunch, we went into the hall again to listen to some more crap. But this time everyone was set for a nap. A few snores later, we were told we could leave. I was relieved that this formality and everything was over. Just as we were set to get up, the speaker said he had a final announcement. “What more now, asshole?!” I said under my breath. Surprisingly, the beast was beside me again. He looked at me just as I realized his presence and chuckled. I returned it and waited for the damned announcement. We were getting a free Mumbai tour the next day, so the details were being dished out. I faintly noted them in my mind and went towards the exit. More hurdles. We were being given bags and a notebook and a cap and more such piddly stuff. “How fucking sweet!” I swore. Taking this luggage in the rain was another concern now. As I turned around, the beast walks up to me.
“Where do you stay?”
“Borivali”
“I stay at Malad. I’ve got a car, I can drop you till there…”
“No, it’s ok, I’ll manage…”
“You can take a bus or something from there…”
The offer was a little tempting. I decided, ‘what the hell’ and agreed. You sometimes just can’t give up a free ride.
In the car, I realized that he isn’t such a beast after all. A football fan, supporting the glamour team Manchester United, and an avid car fan, he seemed very human to me now. As I alighted from his car with a thousand thanks, I felt good that I had made my first friend, albeit towards the end of the day. There would be someone I know the next day when we go for that trip.
I reached home soon after without much hassle. It had been a tiring day even without doing anything. An early dinner, and I was out cold at 7:30 pm. As I drifted to the other world, I just wondered what tomorrow would be like. This was just the first day. It’s first show.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Comix...


Outside Raffles Quay in Singapore. Was fooling around with
the camera's self portrait mode.






Okie...so taking up where Sam left off...

"You, must know who the contributors are."

Here's a post on Comix...

Comix... is:

  • A wild, psycho rythme guitarist. The axe is my only true love :) .
  • A foodie (bigtime)
  • a Gaming FREAK!! Loves CounterStrike and UnrealTournament...plays as Aval0n.
  • Totally Insane about music...loves Iron Maiden,Metallica,Linkin Park,Evanescence,SOAD,RHCP (the list goes on and on...) all genres except for rap(like only precious few of those)
  • Crazy about his laptop (which for some darn reason has recently started dumping...but im looking to fix it)
  • An artist....love doing crypto (no thats not my girlfriends name moron...its a kind of art...all the kinda shit that'll make u think Im either a dope slinging rocker or a serial killer or both ). You can check out my stuff here.
  • A photographer ( A talent I have recently found in myself and am definetely gonna nurture)
  • Currently downloading the entire 'Minutes to Midnight' album.Linkin Park's latest.
  • A mad,crazy writer...read my rants and reviews on Sam's Junkyard.
  • Passably good at computer programming (only C/C++ and Vb mind)
  • developing a new interest at computer security and hacking challenges on NetForce.
  • also good at Photoshop CS2...recently got an offer to design a poster for the Malaysian branch of a leading shipping company( which I obviously accepted :) )
  • A tech maniac...love all the new gadgets..cant live without my laptop,Ipod,guitar amp...
  • a beer lover (Kingfisher and fosters...and has recently discovered a 'Tiger' beer in Singapore).
  • Currently in Singapore for the hols. Just came back from Malaysia and plans to visit Bangkok or Hong Kong.
  • at the moment...drinking rice wine.
  • cursing this blogs template.
  • thinking of starting his own blog
  • Not feeling sleepy.
  • chatting with losers.
  • wondering whether he'll pass his math paper.
  • designing the afore mentioned poster.
  • dreading his laptop dumping at any moment and frantically saving all this shit on notepad so that if it does dump then he'll not have to type it again.
  • wondering whether the 'Che Guevara' tee was worth RM 20.
  • missing his guitar.... :(
  • listening to "Turn the Page"-Metallica (cover).
  • getting steadily drunk on the afore mentioned rice wine.
  • going to stop typing all this shit and publish this damn post....more on Comix... here.

Cheers Homies!!
Comix...

Friday, May 25, 2007

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Who are we ?

You, must know who the contributors are. Here's a post on Sam :

Sameer is -

- a tech freak
- music freak
- a decent programmer/scripter (c/c++, a bit of vb/rb, js, basic php)
- pathetic at basic electronics
- a computer lover
- a guy who is against hair-cutting
- extremely lazy (proved by the frequency of new posts on his blog)
- a CS gamer by the name of syph0n

These days, Sameer is -

- teaching himself the bass guitar
- solving challenges on Net-Force, this is his profile
- trying to fix his old 3rd gen iPod because his new one got flicked by his sister
- trying to fix his laptop which is quite old and suffers from a lot of damage
- preparing for yet another Basic Electronics re-exam
- pondering whether to learn advanced c/c++ programming or switch to another language
- generally bored
- wondering whether he will ever have a career



[ An extremely ragged Sam at the Iron Maiden Eddfest, tanned due to the sun and tired due to the force of 40000 people ]







WASSUP!!

Wassup?! How many times have we asked this question to our chums? Many times, I suppose. Now what does the question actually mean? It is made up of three parts, right? "What is up?" Now, normally this question means to ask the receiver how things are going on in his life, how his life is treating him. But have you ever wondered what the question actually means?
Let us consider the question technically, in it's complete literal from. It asks us "What is UP?" Meaning, we are being asked the definition of UP. The meaning of these two letters. Let us try to define this word then.

More often that not, UP is something that is above our head. We we tilt out heads backwards, we are usually looking at what is universally accepted as UP. but if that is the case, then consider the case of our friendly, neighbourhood, Spiderman...

As we can see in the picture, what is above Spiderman's head, is what we will perceive as down. But to Spiderman, that is UP. That arrow points to above his head, so he will consider that as UP. ask him "wassup?" and his technically correct answer would be, "the ground".
Lets us move ahead.






Now let us consider our earth.

As we can observe, to a person on the northern hemisphere, areas towards the north pole are considered as UP. When asked what is UP?, he will answer towards the said direction.

Ask a person in the southern hemisphere the same question and he will describe locations towards the south pole as UP.

The figure alongside helps us understand their answers very well. Still wondering which is right, which is wrong? Well, they both are right in their answers as they are based on their perspective. To an alien outside earth, the southern person is wrong, because to him, that is DOWN. Very confusing. Let us move forward.





Let us consider our solar system.
If we were to take a trip outside of our solar system, this is the sort of visual we would see. From this vantage, we can observe what feels UP and what feels DOWN. But when we are inside the solar system, our perceptions were a little different. We couldn't discern what is UP and DOWN with our sense of perspective. Now, outside that gigantic space
, we realise that something
is UP and DOWN. Still not convinced
. I see, let's move ahead.



Now consider our galaxy.
Right now, the ideas of UP and DOWN as they were right outside the solar system, have gone flying out of the window!! This is what would be perceived as UP and DOWN from out here. We can't even try and think as to what was UP on the earth or outside the solar system, those ideas are so small...


We would now like to go higher up and think about the question. Let us consider our Universe.


The Universe as we know it.

Where would our galaxy be over here? Absolutely no idea. Plus, we have never been outside the universe to even fathom what is considered as UP or DOWN, the scale being so grand!! Try it yourself, tell me what is UP over here... I'm waiting for a reply...

So, the next time you ask a friend, "wassup?', think again. You may never get the right answer because nobody knows...

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Dance!

Dance!

Dance! Just let go! Move those feet; throw those hands in the air! Make it your day. A day when the world is your stage and you are the main performer. Be happy and let go of your worries. Move. Dance…

Many a time, I am met with wild stares of disbelief and shock when I break into a jig. Those are times when I feel happy, when I feel free of all bonds of this world. They are the times when I don’t feel obliged to anyone. I see the faces that glare at me, that watch me as if I am a misfit, like I am insane. ‘Why?’ I wonder as I see those white faces. At times I see a smile, but it is more of a smirk, telling me that I am being stupid and crazy, and that I should immediately stop the nonsense that is violating their norms, that of a civil life. People don’t start dancing at any place at any time, all that is only for the films, for our larger than life movies. Only the heroes and heroines, the highly paid actors are granted the license to be free about their pelvic movements in public. I am made to feel an outcast, a lunatic. I fear they will mock me and I get scared they will ostracize me. I stop; I am forced into submitting that I am being abnormal, crazy. Deep inside, I cry. I want to dance, I want to be happy. I want everyone to know and I don’t want anyone to know. I plead with them, the proper, civil people of the world, let me dance. Let me be happy and let the joy spill forth. I see their eyes, their cold eyes, the ice. No, I will not be understood. As I make my way amidst this cold world, I slowly pity them. They will never dance. Not when they are happy, but only when they are obliged to dance. At a party, a function. At the behest of a disk jockey, who will force them into a false realm of happiness. But definitely not when they themselves are happy.

‘Why’ I wonder. I always keep wondering, but I never get a proper answer to this query of mine. Why can’t the people of the world show their love and happiness to others around them? Why has joy become a private emotion? Why have we stopped sharing the small and simple joys that grow within us, for whatever reason? So many questions and no answers. You may wonder now, what a silly thing to wonder about. We must wonder about the wonders that make this world go around. We must wonder about other ‘important’ things, issues that affect our life. About the government, the education, infrastructure, our future. Why waste our time wondering about joy? What is joy and gaiety? Ah! These are useless things, they are wasting our precious time! Away with them, they will be dealt with when the world is a better place…

What makes this world a better place? More money? More power? Better education? A good job? What will make you happy, give you joy? More questions. Even they will remain unanswered. Because they are useless, without any purpose. They are frivolous, a child’s worthless questions to a big world. “Do not talk like a moral person.” These words will admonish these simply questions. “Of course, money equates to happiness and joy. When you get a better job, you will be able to treat yourself to a better life.” The world will tell me that doubting the materialistic joys is childish, for they make our life fruitful. What is this life if you don’t have any ambition? Ambition gives you opportunity to better your life, to make it joyful and happy. Without ambition, all life is lost.

Julius Caesar was assassinated because he was ‘ambitious’. No doubt, those days are gone. Today, ambition glints in everybody’s eyes. Every other individual will want that much more from life, will want to make it better. And then I wonder, again, what is better? The world scolds me once more, “You dare to be satisfied with a mediocre life? You have no ambitions of a better life? You are a failure! Be gone!” And I am left all alone again, sad. I don’t feel like dancing any more. I had many ambitions, but I never forgot about the only life I had. I attempted to live it first and then win over my ambitions. I too want a ‘better life’. And yet I wonder, what it means. The chase for a better life has made me forget to dance. And I feel all my other ambitious friends may have also forgotten that they can dance.

Let us all sit and think a bit. Let us all rest a while and give our famished minds and hearts some respite. Let us become calm and remember when was the last time we danced just because we felt like.

Listen to your heart again. Let him guide you the next time along the small joy that it has experienced. Let it hold your hand and stop you from exhausting yourself. Heed it when it tells you that you have achieved something, however small it might be. Then, you will feel a tingle in your sole; and maybe even in your soul. You will know what to do then. Your heart will be your guide then, your teacher. It will tell you the steps. It will provide the music. It will show you a willing audience and it will leave you alone in a calming peace. Surely, you have got the hint what you must do now. No? Still listening to the brain and not the heart? Give your brain some much-needed rest, it will appreciate it. Listen to your heart, which has been dormant for so long. Yes, you hear it now. The music, the words, the peace. Now, let go. Move those feet; throw those hands in the air! Groove, shake. Dance!

An Introduction is due...

Ola!!

So The anomaly or Himanshu as most of us know him has started a blog...and he's done me the honour of adding me as a contributor!!thnx bro!!
Now lemme tell u lil bit about this guy and his blog
The Anomaly (as we shall henceforth call him) is a down-to-earth studious lookin little guy with a hidden passion for many things.Thats him.





He best describes himself as:

"Bespectacled, often misunderstood, naive, lonely individual. One look at my album and you'll also know that I'm vain..."

The last is not true...trust me. ;)

Not very lucky with the opposite sex and can tend to get a bit hyper at times.
But all in all a good little baby with a insane dope slinging monster inside.
Iv always had a nagging feeling that he'll be the one to bring about the apocalypse...but then common sense kicks in and I know it'll be me...haha!!
And a very good writer too I might add as you'll soon find out if u keep reading his posts.

Click Here for his Orkut Profile.

Now for his blog...the blog will mostly contain the chapters of a book he's writing.
The book mostly revolves around a character much like himself and how he has to put up with friends and foes ...all a very very wide range of characters...he's drawn inspiration of each of these personality traits from the people around him including me and sam(the other contributor).

So thats that.
This post is coz i believe Anomaly was in too much of a hurry and didnt giv a proper intro.

So homies!!
Read and enjoy!!

Peace!!

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

The Prologue

“Here’s one for the road!” Almost everyone was drunk. Well almost everyone, I wasn’t. I was to be the driver, which is if the handsome hunks didn’t get unruly. Those Samsons and Hercules, they were the people who made the rules. I was but a mere mortal in front of these Greek gods. Who was I to come in their way? I was really hoping things didn’t get out of hand, that I would drive without any fuss from these dudes. Of course, they had to impress the chicks who were with us, so I was very much expecting these guys to try and take away the keys from me. I was hoping against hopes, because in the next few minutes, one of the girls wanted to get naughty. This meant that we were to leave the club. I rose silently, keeping the keys to our Mondeo firmly in my palms.

“Where are the fucking keys, man?” drawled Ritz. It was his car; he had the complete right to ask for the keys to his car. “With me,” I answered, “and I’m driving”, I continued. ‘Let it pass, let it pass!’ I was praying. “Why the fuck should you drive my fucking car, dude?” shouted Ritz. “You’re drunk, that’s why,” I reasoned, knowing fully that it wasn’t going to help. Twisting my hand, Ritz simply took the keys and said smugly “Now I’m driving”. He had one of those stupid grins of satisfaction. Sometimes I wonder how I got into this august company, these rascals. We were going to kill somebody tonight, it was destined.

The car roared through the night; the silencers had been removed. I’d have tried to keep the noise to a minimum; didn’t want to disturb too many people. But these horny buggers were gunning for it. This testosterone was going to end it all on the roads. I was waiting for the inevitable, sitting with the sticky sluts behind. Eyes closed, saying a silent prayer, I was telling God to forgive these idiots for the deaths they will be causing tonight. And I asked him to forgive me too, for my incapability to stop these rats from following the Pied Piper to their deaths.

We had crashed into three cars, in different manners and our car had turned turtle. Ritz was barely alive; I had broken my ribs and most of my limbs. My head was swimming as I realized that I was lying amongst a pair of dead female bodies. A night of desire had sent them far away. We were so damn screwed.